I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't.
Just before Christmas vacation, I slid down to
the kitchen to start getting ready for another day, and I thought to myself, I just can’t do it. I can’t do another
whole morning of making oatmeal, buttering toast, feeding dogs, packing lunches…I literally sank back against the counter
and put my head in my hands…Please, please, please, let me spend one night in a hotel.
It wasn't room service
I was longing for, not a long luxurious bath, my fantasy was centered around black-out curtains. One night in a hotel room
with those thick, vinyl, black-out curtains that I could draw shut and sleep as late as humanly possible. Just one night.
But glancing at the microwave I saw the time marching on, so I forced myself to put one foot in front of the other, take it
one step at a time.
And then it happened. I opened the refrigerator door, and there, perched on the edge of the top
shelf, just about to topple over and make a huge mess (thank god my husband didn't see it first) was a miracle. A miracle
in a to-go cup. I’d saved coffee from yesterday! Yes! Lately we've been watching Underdog cartoons on DVD,
and there's always that moment when Underdog seems to be finally, fatally, trapped. But then he remembers the energy pill
he keeps in his ring and POW! he's back to his old bad-guy-busting self. Seeing that coffee, just seeing
it, was my own Underdog moment. “There’s no need to fear, SuperMom is here!” I was chopping
apples, heating up taquitos, I was on fire! (Here's where I need a Bevis sound-effect, “Fire!”)
Wait.
Did you hear that? "I'm hungry, I want pizza." That's the sound of my blogging window-of-opportunity
sliding shut. Since he already had 3 slices today at the Santa Monica Pier amusement park, I have to go
make some actual food.
Hope you all had a great holiday!
xoxo, Martha