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Oh god, if you're clicking here to see what the deal is with "My Singing Marriage Counselor," I got tied up in HTML knots and am still working it out. As far as my Podcasts in general, it's totally on my "to do" list to get that together!!! 
 
 
It's a Malibu Thing

My Malibu neighbor Kevin Federline has been working on a script for a film based on his life..."
K-Fed is writing a script? He can actually write a whole script? Success is 10% talent and 90% just doing it. Like, Jenny McCarthy has three books. I mean, if you met me and Jenny McCarthy at a party, who would you think was a more likely author candidate?

You know what it is? Now I don't mean this to be catty, I swear I'm just observing... Maybe it's that I've read books like the Great Gatsby and Atlas Shrugged, so the idea of writing a book is totally overwhelming to me. The most Jenny probably read was, you know, in-depth info about Snap Crackle and Pop from the back of the box, so her experience with literature maybe wasn't as...intimidating.

And K-Fed, well maybe he's never seen an actual script format so he's probably writing like: And then I said, yeah I can dance, and then she goes let's see, and I'm all what right here at the mall and she's going if you got it lay it down and then I pull out some moves and then she's all trippin cause I got the star quality and then...but he'll probably finish it and it'll probably get made, and out of wild curiosity I'll probably go see it and it'll probably make decent money and then K-Fed will be a credible movie maker!

It's a Mom Thing

If I was going to do something else besides being an icon to the MTV generation, you know what I'd do? Be a doula, someone who helps women during labor and childbirth. One thing I can never get enough of is childbirth stories. It's funny ‘cause I'm extremely nervous about anything medical unless a baby is involved. Tell me how the doctor cut did your root canal and I'll pass out. Tell me how your water broke and I'll be riveted! At Kathy Valentine's birthday party who do you think I was chatting with-Vicky Peterson from the Bangles? Carla Olsen from the Textones? Most of the night I was talking to Kathy's next door neighbor about how she had her second kid in her car on the way to the hospital-literally pulled her own baby out!!! Ah that was a good story.

The only thing is I'd probably have to...curtail my lifestyle a bit. Can't be partying with your hubby on a Saturday night, you know, bottle of wine, Kiss Records out, and have the phone ring, "Quick, get to the hospital!" One thing babies just don't understand is "date night." Better just stick to being Queen of the 80's where the biggest emergency I have to handle is "Quick! Who was the drummer for Duran Duran! (Roger Taylor)